Idiots of Ants’ agent is Hannah Begbie at United Agents 

Telephone: 020 3214 0800

For all writing enquiries e-mail Elliott Tiney and Ben Wilson at

Please direct all other enquiries to
or call 07876 777734

How not to contact us.

If you do not wish to contact us just follow these simple rules. Stay out of London. We all live there see and you are far more likely to come into contact with us in London. Specifically North, South and West London. East London is your safest bet if you want to be in London. But if truth be told we still go there sometimes so if you really want no contact with us don’t come within the M25.